okay.. for the first time, i'm actually rather serious about school work. woah. is that puberty? or hormones? or maybe both. or neither too xD

Ms. Bunny Swan (From Wikipedia)

Bunny Swan (Alex Borstein), more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," is one of the most well known and most prominent characters on MADtv. According, Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966 (although in one sketch from 2000, she said she was two years old) and lives at 1040 North Las Palmas. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs., as shown on her driver's license when she goes to the DMV. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon (which she mispronounces as "Goja Pitty Booty Nay Salon").

Ms. Swan's ethnicity and native country are unclear. In one sketch it is revealed that Miss Swan is from the fictional country of Kuvaria, near the North Pole, and home of Santa Claus. MADtv 's creators insist the character was based on the singer Björk. (She was compared to Björk in one sketch, was referred to as Icelandic by the Vancome Lady in another, and wore Björk's infamous swan dress in another.) When a man asked her where she was from, she replied she lived downtown. One sketch shows Ms. Swan being fluent in Spanish while using an ATM. She told a man in a bar that her mother was Spanish, but her father was from Space. In Swan: The Homecoming, a movie she made with Garry Marshall, her father was played by Mark Hamill and it was implied that she had another sister: "Marsha". Borstein claims the character was at least partially inspired by her Hungarian grandmother. In an early sketch, the character was supposed to have been a wig-maker. In another sketch, Ms. Swan goes to a restaurant with her sister, Kitty Swan, to meet two American guys, and the two converse in Hungarian and Czech. Despite her vague ethnicity, some Asian–Americans have found the character to be demeaning to the Asian ethnicity.

In all of her sketches, except the sketch where she goes on a date where she wears a swan gown, she is wearing her work clothes. In the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a straight answer, driving them insane. She usually says, "Yes, I tell you everything" (which sounds more like Yes, I tell you evyting) and "He look-a like-a man." In other cases she also says " Thanks to youuu." and "Monkey in the bush." (She says it like "monkee in da boosh.") In one sketch Ms. Swan auditions for the Spice Girls and was unable to follow simple directions and spoke the lyrics (incorrectly as well) rather than singing them which caused the director to scream at her.

aww. she's so sweet. infamous among the tenors@EBC & exco@Nucleii :D